I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash; we had holes in our walls.

There's a big difference between being racist and racially insensitive.

I'm a fan of old vaudeville theaters.

I want to raise awareness about evils perpetuated on American citizens by other American citizens.

If people get their feelings hurt from jokes, then they are too delicate to be in society.

People have been calling me names and setting me back my whole life. And with every fight it's just given me more fuel to my fire and in doing so I've become a success.

If we were all sitting around as different races and as different religions, if you were a real friend of these people, you would bust on them all.

When somebody's different, it's so easy to dismiss what people say because of what they look like. They really want to judge the book by its cover.

I live in a dangerous part of Los Angeles. It's called... Los Angeles.

The people I make fun of most are white people. They're the dumbest ones. They really are.

I know a way for no Americans to die in Iraq: Leave.

If I can make you laugh and learn, I want to be like George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and Sam Kinison and Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. I want to be of that ilk, I don't want to just make you laugh, I want to make you think.

I love what I do. I do what I love. I'm honest about it!

I'm not PC all the time in my phrasing, because that meets a wall; people won't hear it.

I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork.

Vegas needs a really funny, dirty, late-night show, and I'll tell it like it is, I promise you that. And you gotta love the audience I bring in.

I don't just live in a bubble in Los Angeles. I'm on the road all the time. I say hello to people everywhere. That way, you get to see what despair is around the holidays. People are making terrible choices: Do I have heat in the winter or food on the table? Decisions between filling the gas tank or buying a gift for a kid.

I'm too blunt, too matter-of-fact and not PC enough.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

There's no getting around it - I am a politically incorrect, racially insensitive, culturally controversial comic, but at least I'm self-aware.

I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

California is prejudiced about fat people.

I'm so Southern that I'm related to myself. I'm actually my own cousin.

I'm not your usual cup of tea.