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My audience expects me to push the limits, to be politically incorrect. I do that because for me, that's the only place where the fun is, when I get to push the boundaries and make people laugh at things that they probably didn't want to laugh at.
Ralphie May
I've had allergies since I was a kid.
In L.A., fat people are mythical. We're like Big Foot. 'Oh, yeah, my cousin knows someone who's fat.' Nobody's fat in L.A.
I've had people hate me for my appearance. I think it gets me a certain level of empathy with the audience. If I was white and handsome and privileged, I probably couldn't talk about what I talk about because people wouldn't believe that I have empathy or I could be evenhanded and objective. It's strange.
We are all fingers on the same hand. We may not look alike, but we are all needed.
I'm an entertainer first. But I do as a stand up comedian, the way for me to evolve is to make a difference, to make people laugh and learn and do something different. Because there's too many comedians out there just making people laugh. And anybody can do that.
Consumers of comedy, they like me and that's great.
America thinks if you're fat, you're stupid. That's great. I want them to keep thinking that. Let them keep on thinking that because the truth is, the expectations are blown away even more when you realize what I'm saying and doing.
Political correctness, to me, is an enemy.
I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm.
I've been called a race traitor, prejudiced about white people. It's ridiculous... I have a really, really diverse crowd. Most comedy clubs appeal to white audiences. I have a very mixed crowd. I have a lot of visibility in the black audience.
So many comics, skinny and fat, make fat jokes.
Most comics give you what you want. I give you what you need.
L.A. is not a place where people walk.
Jay Mohr saved my life. That's not an overstatement either.
I go out and I meet people after the show, I take every picture that they ask for, I sign every autograph that they want. You know, there's merchandise for sale, but people don't have to buy anything. I'll sign their tickets, I'll sign whatever they want me to, I'll get a picture with them and I'll stay there with them as long as they want.
I see the absurdity in things, and I think it's my job to point it out.
I know I wanted to be a comic when I was nine. I was thirteen the first time I did it. I was attending a Methodist Church youth retreat at the University of Southern Alabama. They held a talent show on the last night. I won, and then I made out with a 14-year-old girl from Prattville, Alabama.
My jokes aren't predicated on my weight that much. I talk about it some, but it's definitely not the focus, so I don't feel any pressure to stay big.
I've been shortchanged and overlooked my whole life. And if you boo-hoo about everything, that's all you're going to do your whole life.
People don't know where to place me, and I think that's why my audience is so big.
In my entire life I've spent maybe three weeks with my dad under the same roof.
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test.
I've never seen myself as a victim because of my physicality. If I did play that game, I wouldn't be the comedian that I am.