I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two more shows.'

Make a list of the people in your 'choir'... If you're not on your own list, then you're doing something wrong.

I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.

I always order soup, dessert, and a sandwich or whatever main course. But then the idea is you have to eat such a small portion of it and bring the rest home.

I hate comics who look at comedy as therapy. But at least it gets things out of my system in a funny way.

Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

I'm a take-no-prisoners type of comic, and I'm lucky because my fans get me and never have a problem with the politically incorrect themes of my act. But I am continually amazed by how a certain section of our society seems to be so freakin' sensitive about jokes.

I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.

People with HIV and AIDS are nothing to be afraid of. They are people just like every single one of us, and each has a story to tell. These people should be helped, embraced, and not dismissed. We need to open our hearts and our minds to them, and we just may learn we're pretty much all the same.

Too many people have already lost their lives to HIV and AIDS, and the more celebrities who can bring attention to the issue, the better.

When I say I'm going gangster, I'm working really hard at something.

I've said before I think the best thing about social media is that it brings people together and the worst thing about social media is that it brings people together. You're assuming that the people following you know what type of person you are and what type of humour you have.

For me, in my mind personally and privately, there are no limits to comedy.

There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way of coping. And there is a kind of cruelty to it, but you can separate finding something horrible funny, and what you really think of it.

My issue with all sort of social justice stuff and leftie stuff, and I would put myself on a social justice leftie side, is some of the terminology is jargon.

I've got a sick sense of humour, a dark sense of humour. I do care about things and care about people but there's another side to me.

I find heartbreaking stuff really funny.

I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of humour that I've got. I like saying things that I think are terrible, because it gives me a buzz.

Some people don't like showing any deviation from normality, but I like talking about things like that, so talking about my mental health wasn't a big deal.

I'm a pretty solitary type of person.

I get a lot of ideas sitting in the living room staring at the walls or lying in bed thinking about things.

Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain self-esteem and happiness, or, dare I say it, a way of life.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

My name is Brian and I am a troll. An internet troll.