Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.

We wanted to step off our island and add the color of the third world. We got gold cigarette paper and stuck it around our teeth. We really did look like pirates and dressed to look the part.

“I disagree with everything I used to say.” 

“Don't you get tired of seeing so many "non-conformists" with the same non-conformist look?” 

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

If you’re smart, you should be able to figure out how to be happy. Otherwise, you’re not that smart.

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

Unquestionably man has his will – but woman has her way!

Stupidity assumes two forms, it speaks or is silent. Mute stupidity is bearable.

Suspicion comes out of the unrenewed mind; discernment comes out of the renewed spirit.” 

“Some people think they have discernment when actually they are just suspicious..

“This is the kind of detail that is forbidden in literature; in a book, no one would dare combine a full moon with Frank Sinatra. The problem with fiction is that it must seem credible, while reality seldom is.” 

“I need to remember to overcome.” 

“...when everything else fails, we communicate in the language of the stars” 

“The source of my difficulties has always been the same: an inability to accept what to others seems natural, and an irresistible tendency to voice opinions no one wants to hear . . .” 

A fool is excited by every word.”

“Our destiny is largely in our hands.” 

“A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.” 

“Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life.” 

“And so the Universe ended.” 

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.” 

“There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.” 

“Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)” 

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”