I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

It's time for me to do things I like so I will be happy, my wife will be happy, my friends will be happy. I just want to do something I'm proud of. It's time for me to change. I could sign with a company for 10 movies and I'm the king of video and so what?

"I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife."

"There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife"

"A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration."

"People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow."

"If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do."

"My wife totally backs the way I am on stage; that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do."

"I think my wife understood from the day I met her how important she was to me and how important it was for me becoming a husband and a father."

"To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife."

"By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time."

"I was like any new bride, who said, 'I'm going to cook for my man.' In fact, once I started a small kitchen fire in a pan. Smoke was pouring from the pan, and I got really scared. Right next to our stove is a small fire extinguisher. You know, easy access."

"I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well."

"All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little."

"I chose my wife as she did her wedding-gown, not for a fine glossy surface, but such qualities as would wear well."

"I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well"

"I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots"

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

I just can't see myself as a trophy wife. I can't imagine not having my own life.

“Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.”