I hate being asked how I met my husband and very personal questions like that. I don't like that. People are too nosey. Intelligent questions I like, but sometimes people ask such silly, dopey ones.

I love my husband very much. I knew it was real true love because I felt like I could be myself around that person. Your true, true innermost authentic self, the stuff you don't let anyone else see, if you can be that way with that person, I think that that's real love.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

I love to cook for my husband and daughter. I enjoy going to the market for fresh vegetables.

When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration.

TV started for me just as a means of keeping my husband Desi off the road. He'd been on tour with his band since he got out of the Army, and we were in our 11th year of marriage and wanted to have children.

My husband is a very present husband, and that has made going to work feel easier. I don't feel guilty. I definitely feel less guilt because I know he's there during breakfast, lunch and supper if I'm not.

"A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration."

"Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship."

"I have this system. I torture my husband and everyone around me with my nerves and anxiety. Then, when I get on stage, the fear is gone. I've exhausted myself. It just dissipates."

"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."

"All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little."

"Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband."

"Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention."

"It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband."

"You know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!"

“I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.” 

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.” 

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.