"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

"There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

"Example, not precept, is the best teaching aid."

"My dad has always taught me these words: care and share. That's why we put on clinics. The only thing I can do is try to give back. If it works, it works."

"You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself."

"I always wanted to teach."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches."

"You can't teach court savvy"

"Our teachers at the public school level are the most underpaid for the importance of their job in America."

"What is read twice is usually remembered more than what is once written."

"I would advise you Sir, to study algebra, if you are not already an adept in it: your head would be less muddy, and you will leave off tormenting your neighbors about paper and packthread, while we all live together in a world that is bursting with sin and sorrow."

"You hesitate to stab me with a word, and know not - silence is the sharper sword"

"Man is not weak; knowledge is more than equivalent to force."

"Knowledge is more than equivalent to force."

"We stopped looking for monsters under our bed when we realized that they were inside us."

"If the word doesn't exist, invent it; but first be sure it doesn't exist."

"Years of misguided teaching have resulted in the destruction of the best in our society, in our cultures and in the environment."

"Modern education has devoted itself to the teaching of impudence, and then we complain that we can no longer control our mobs."

"You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year."

"We don't stop going to school when we graduate."

"Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing."

"An organism at war with itself is doomed."