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"Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue."
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Virginia Woolf

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"Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue."
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Virginia Woolf

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"I am not a redhead, I'm a blonde."
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Cynthia Nixon

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"I've been very lucky enough to do all kinds of movies. All the movies that I've done have been very different, and all the characters I've done have been very different. I feel very lucky to have been able to do the movies that I've done."
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Dakota Fanning

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"Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts."
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Dan Brown

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"In a way, I feel that film roles haven't given me the opportunity to show I have a sense of humor."
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Demi Moore

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"I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen."
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Denis Leary

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"Shit is universal no matter which language."
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Don DeLillo

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"The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and will die of sexual exertions in the arms of his mistress."
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Don DeLillo

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"Explain me to myself, you’ll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I’ll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes."
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Don DeLillo

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"Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker."
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Dorothy Parker

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"Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word."
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Dorothy Parker

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"A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
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Dorothy Parker

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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?"
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Dustin Hoffman

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"I knew I finally made it as a performer when I began hearing rumors that I was gay."
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Dustin Hoffman

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"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."
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E. B. White

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"Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."
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E. B. White

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"It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not."
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George Jean Nathan

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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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Groucho Marx

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"Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises."
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Erma Bombeck

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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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Erma Bombeck

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"Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide."
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Erma Bombeck

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"I get a lot of comics, and I can look at a comic and tell immediately whether I'll enjoy it or not. There are elements in the stories that I have no rapport with. I see dirty language, I see sleazy backgrounds; I see it reflected in the movies, the movies are comics to me. And I don't see a sleazy world. I see hope. I see a positive world."
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Jack Kirby

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"What I've always done as an entertainer is try to come up with things that people will find interesting, or compelling, or humorous."
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James Taylor

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"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility."
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James Thurber

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"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself."
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James Thurber

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Don't part from me in any ill humor. I never knew you to be out of patience with me before.
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Kate Chopin

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So since I'm still here livin', I guess I will live on. I could've died for love-- But for livin' I was born.
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Langston Hughes

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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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Langston Hughes

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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair.

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Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.
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Lenny Bruce

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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
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Lenny Bruce

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The secret to humor is surprise.
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Aristotle

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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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Woody Allen

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Woody Allen

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“love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers.”
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George Santayana

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“I like to walk about amidst the beautiful things that adorn the world.”
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George Santayana

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“Laughter is an orgasm of the mind.” 
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Gloria Steinem

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“There is wisdom in turning as often as possible from the familiar to the unfamiliar: it keeps the mind nimble, it kills prejudice, and it fosters humor.”
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George Santayana

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“Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.”
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George Santayana

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“American travel seems to need an advocate.” 
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Gloria Steinem

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I've got a funny old face. Someone described it once, and I think they were being kind, as character. But I know what they mean! I've never been that conventional. I suppose maybe it means that my face can look different in different lights, so I just try and sort of keep it simple when I'm going out, to still look like me.
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Cate Blanchett

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“I'm not black on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, and a woman on Thursday, Friday and Saturday” 
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Gloria Steinem

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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style
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Maya Angelou

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Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.” 
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Oscar Wilde

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“I am too fond of reading books to care to write them.” 
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Oscar Wilde

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“Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life.” 
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Douglas Adams

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