Humor Quotes
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"I never really cook from recipes. But the worst is when something turns out great and I can't figure out how to make it again!"
Quote by -Blake Lively
"Actually, I'm happiest in Williams-Sonoma in New York. That's a wonderful cooking store."
Quote by -Blake Lively
"I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a crush on me but I was too shy to talk to them."
Quote by -Blake Lively
"Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed up whipping cream, and put it on top of ice cream. Add some sprinkles, and you've got a delicious treat."
Quote by -Blake Lively
“There’s gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you see, through all the rain and the pain you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit…remember that.”
Quote by -Tupac
“Of course I’m going to say “I’m a thug,” that’s because I came from the gutter and I’m still here!”
Quote by -Tupac
“I’m back… and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign ‘The Mummy Returns’.”
Quote by -Margaret Thatcher
“Platitudes? Yes, there are platitudes. Platitudes are there because they are true.”
Quote by -Margaret Thatcher
“The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but no vision.”
Quote by -Helen de Keller
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
Quote by -Robert Orben
“More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.”
Quote by -Robert Orben
"Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river! Dreams! adorations! illumnations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!"
Quote by -Allen Ginsberg
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Quote by -Francis Bacon
"The harshest thing I can say is I was married to someone for whom all dissent was abuse. If you had your own opinion, you were abusive."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"John McTiernan, the director, is not Ingmar Bergman. He does action-adventure movies."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"All actors have a significant amount of vanity about work, and necessarily so. Things they will do and won't do, and I've completely lost all of that. I don't care."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"'The Apprentice' was a huge success, and Trump was a huge television star who managed to trick people into thinking he was the guy from the show."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"I'm not an impressionist, per se, but if you do any kind of comedy - and they ask you to do that, most of the time - there's some degree of appreciation, I think, involving somebody you like."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"Everybody had posters in their room; everybody had the four symbols of Zeppelin on the wall and all that."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"I went to Jimmy Gandolfini's funeral, and when I was there, I realized Jimmy Gandolfini didn't have Twitter."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"My goal was always to take a talk show to the network. I never wanted to be on MSNBC."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"I find myself bitter, defensive, and more misanthropic than I care to admit."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"I think Rachel Maddow is quite good at what she does. I also think she's a phony who doesn't have the same passion for the truth off-camera that she seems to have on the air."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"It's good-bye to public life in the way that you try to communicate with an audience playfully, like we're friends, beyond the work you are actually paid for."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"I'm doing 'Rock of Ages' one day, making out with Russell Brand. Soon after that, I'm advocating with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Cynthia Nixon for marriage equality."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"Am I a homophobe? Look, I work in show business. I am awash in gay people, as colleagues and as friends."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"Everything I hated about L.A. I'm beginning to crave. L.A. is a place where you live behind a gate, you get in a car, your interaction with the public is minimal. I used to hate that."
Quote by -Alec Baldwin
"I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest."
Quote by -Alexander Dumas
"We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle."
Quote by -Barbara Kingsolver
"Mr. Shepherd, ye cannot stop a bad thought from coming into your head. But ye need not pull up a chair and bide it sit down."
Quote by -Barbara Kingsolver
"When I started out playing small clubs, you could feel the room recoil from certain kinds of songs. Anything that was too personal, that had a sentiment to it, or was laying out your feelings, was immediately booed. People would start throwing things. And anything that was really provocative or humorous or radical was embraced or cheered."
Quote by -Beck